They Call Me Sexy-Pants McGee.

Despite my humble beginnings on a rock farm, I grew up to be a First Class member of SOLDIER and a gummi ship captain. I've traveled to hundreds of different worlds fighting monsters and saving lives yet never have I once had a bad hair day. I've slayed colossi, I've killed Bill and I know exactly where your car is, dude. I'm a master of weapons, elements, fighting techniques, and charm. Despite the fact that I'm a female, I also happen to be a gentleman and I bear a rugged, manly mustache. I ooze style, grace, majesty and modesty. Women fawn over me and men want to be me. I enjoy yetis, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, unicycling, and can play the banjo without even touching it. I fight crime as a hobby, but I'm always back before bedtime. Be sure to listen carefully to what I have to say because every word I utter is inspirational and worthy of being placed on a black and white picture of a rocking chair that will be re-blogged for generations and generations to come. I'm known for being a sex symbol and a great influence on children. I'm a pony enthusiast, I always get the girl, and I love my doggie, Uma, very very much. I am Aubrey. Hate me. Fear me. Love me. But mostly fear me.

June 14, 2011 11:48 pm

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I’ve decided that I wanted my 1,000 post to be this- my proudest achievement.

Over a year ago, I gathered my group of friends and we posted dozens of these fliers around my town to get back at my best friends ex. One year later that exact same friend found that someone had taken a picture of it and put it on Tumblr and she happened to stumble across it.

Needless to say, it was a good day.

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